Whether T-shirts are your idea of a fashion statement or simply a functional ware to hold back your #dadbod flesh like the Hoover Dam holds back water, the one thing we can all agree on is that T-shirts are examples of our individual personalities and the best way to make a memorable first impression. We’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite T-shirts of all time, from the tame family-friendly to the absurd, and we’re certain that you’ll find at least one that’s just right for your personality. If you’re looking for a “Worlds Best Dad” tee shirt, this is not the list for you.
1. Car Play Mat ($22)
Because wearing this is the only time when sleeping on the job and father-son-playtime are mutually exclusive.
2. World’s Okayest Dad ($12)
Because you saw the mug we posted and now you need the t-shirt.
3. Whale ($24)
Because it’s summer.
4. Wolf In Deer Clothing ($25)
Because even though you carry a diaper bag you’re still a badass.
5. Famous Brand Logo and Catchy Tagline ($18)
6. Boomshakalaka ($32)
Because 85% of your adolescence was spent playing NBA Jam.
7. Where’s Waldo Sublimation Shirt ($22)
And the other 15% was spent searching for Waldo.
8. Just Some Ice Cubes and Ice T ($23)
Because… just because.
9. Rapper’s Delight ($24)
Because you still know every word to that verse.
10. Paper Street Soap Co. ($20)
Because the first rule of Fight Club is not to talk about Fight Club.
11. Star Wars Revolver ($25)
Because you’re a nerd.
12. A Bat and A Cat ($25)
Because you’re a nerd with a sense of humor.
13. Number One Dad ($14)
Seriously, you’re such a nerd.
14. Walter Mouse ($23)
Because Breaking Bad is better than Disney.
15. Bill Murray ($20)
Because it’s Bill Murray’s face.
16. A Legend in a Bun ($75)
Because you know the real meaning of “vintage”.
17. Larry Bird Caricature ($50)
Because it’s Larry Bird, man.
18. The Smiths ($20)
Because that’s not The Smiths you were thinking of.
19. Lou Reed 1942 – 2013 ($23)
And that’s not Lou Reed.
20. Michael Jackson ($23)
Seriously, these never get old.
21. Nirvana ($22)
Should we move on?
22. Joy Division ($22)
Ok, last one. Because you’re so Smooth.
23. My Heart Will Go On Heavy Metal ($25)
Because, come on. Just look at this thing.
24. Run The Jewels 2 ($30)
All kidding aside, because you still have good taste in music.
25. Band ($24)
…Even if you’re not too specific about it.
26. Duck Duck Goose ($20)
Because you have a good taste in movies, too.
27. Hawthorne Grill ($22)
And Pulp Fiction remains an all-time fav.
28. House Party ($200)
Wow, these prices are really going up, huh?
29. Ramones ($300)
Because everyone else wears the other Ramones t-shirt but you wear the real deal.
30. RUN DMC My Adidas ($1,500)
Because financing a t-shirt purchase the equivalent of a car payment is totally justified when it’s this shirt.