Whether T-shirts are your idea of a fashion statement or simply a functional ware to hold back your #dadbod flesh like the Hoover Dam holds back water, the one thing we can all agree on is that T-shirts are examples of our individual personalities and the best way to make a memorable first impression. We’ve compiled a list of some of our favorite T-shirts of all time, from the tame family-friendly to the absurd, and we’re certain that you’ll find at least one that’s just right for your personality. If you’re looking for a “Worlds Best Dad” tee shirt, this is not the list for you.

1. Car Play Mat ($22)

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Because wearing this is the only time when sleeping on the job and father-son-playtime are mutually exclusive.

 

2. World’s Okayest Dad ($12)

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Because you saw the mug we posted and now you need the t-shirt.

 

3. Whale ($24)

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Because it’s summer.

 

4. Wolf In Deer Clothing ($25)

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Because even though you carry a diaper bag you’re still a badass.

 

5. Famous Brand Logo and Catchy Tagline ($18)

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Basically.

 

6. Boomshakalaka ($32)

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Because 85% of your adolescence was spent playing NBA Jam.

 

7. Where’s Waldo Sublimation Shirt ($22)

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And the other 15% was spent searching for Waldo.

 

8. Just Some Ice Cubes and Ice T ($23)

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Because… just because.

 

9. Rapper’s Delight ($24)

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Because you still know every word to that verse.

 

10. Paper Street Soap Co. ($20)

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Because the first rule of Fight Club is not to talk about Fight Club.

 

11. Star Wars Revolver ($25)

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Because you’re a nerd.

 

12. A Bat and A Cat ($25)

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Because you’re a nerd with a sense of humor.

 

13. Number One Dad ($14)

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Seriously, you’re such a nerd.

 

14. Walter Mouse ($23)

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Because Breaking Bad is better than Disney.

 

15. Bill Murray ($20)

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Because it’s Bill Murray’s face.

 

16. A Legend in a Bun ($75)

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Because you know the real meaning of “vintage”.

 

17. Larry Bird Caricature ($50)

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Because it’s Larry Bird, man.

 

18. The Smiths ($20)

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Because that’s not The Smiths you were thinking of.

 

19. Lou Reed 1942 – 2013 ($23)

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And that’s not Lou Reed.

 

20. Michael Jackson ($23)

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Seriously, these never get old.

 

21. Nirvana ($22)

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Should we move on?

 

22. Joy Division ($22)

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Ok, last one. Because you’re so Smooth.

 

23. My Heart Will Go On Heavy Metal ($25)

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Because, come on. Just look at this thing.

 

24. Run The Jewels 2 ($30)

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All kidding aside, because you still have good taste in music.

 

25. Band ($24)

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…Even if you’re not too specific about it.

 

26. Duck Duck Goose ($20)

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Because you have a good taste in movies, too.

 

27. Hawthorne Grill ($22)

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And Pulp Fiction remains an all-time fav.

 

28. House Party ($200)

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Wow, these prices are really going up, huh?

 

29. Ramones ($300)

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Because everyone else wears the other Ramones t-shirt but you wear the real deal.

 

30. RUN DMC My Adidas ($1,500)

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Because financing a t-shirt purchase the equivalent of a car payment is totally justified when it’s this shirt.

 

 


  

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