Look, not saying that having a piss drawer is for everyone but this kid might be onto something. Having to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night is a pain in the butt right? What if you could just pull down your Spidey jjs and piss into a drawer then just flop back into bed. I mean, if it were me maybe a liner of some sort… but this is a good start kid! You are going places, and those places are hidden compartments of pee pee.
We don’t often step into the fray of politics here at Relevant Dad, it’s not really our place. We do however from time to time feel the need to reflect on current events and speak up on behalf of our children and our future. There is a whole lot to unpackage about the shooting at Alexandria VA directed at House Republicans, their staffers, and colleagues. Motives, responses, plans going forward etc, but we cannot help but look back at the last decade or more of shootings here in America and just grow sicker and sicker. Day after day, week after week these events keep happening. The collective damage these shootings have on us and our kids are unknown in full but we know it cannot be healthy. The incremental tapping on our psyches will one day punch through into something horrifying that we will not come back from without the help of each other. Below is a video that was taken at the scene of the shooting, watching it is truly terrifying. A little over 25 shots are heard coming from the deranged man’s SKS assault rifle. Now, if you can pretend that you are cowering in your first or second or
Day after day, week after week these events keep happening. The collective damage these shootings have on us and our kids are unknown in full but we know it cannot be healthy. The incremental tapping on our psyches will one day punch through into something horrifying that we will not come back from without the help of each other. Below is a video that was taken at the scene of the shooting, watching it is truly terrifying. A little over 25 shots are heard coming from the deranged man’s SKS assault rifle. Now, if you can… pretend that you are cowering in your first or second or
Now, if you can… pretend that you are cowering in your first or second or third-grade classroom and you endure hearing that sound 154 times in the span of 4-5 minutes but indoors, surrounded by your friend’s screams and cries. Then the terrifying silence that follows. Imagine that for a second and then tell us that nothing should be done to get stronger background checks in a place. Tell us after imagining that horror those six-year-olds ensured that you don’t think stricter laws are needed in this country where gun violence is now met with a shrug of the shoulders by the very leaders we elect to protect us.
— ABC News (@ABC) June 14, 2017
Huddled in the back corner of the classroom bathroom a first-grade girl heard a classmate who was surrounded by his dead friends proclaim “Help me! I don’t want to be here!” to which the man with mental issues and a M4 Bushmaster responded, “Well, you’re here.” Then the gunshots started up again.
We don’t have to be here anymore. Please visit https://everytown.org/.
Jam out with your family today. Here is a Spotify playlist of all the Star Wars hits. So break out the Christmas paper tubes and battle for the future of the galaxy. Also, to the wives out there reading this, the whole Leia bikini (nsfw-ish?) thing tonight would be kinda hot…cough hint-hint cough.
Wes, Sarah, Elle & Hartley Day – Just two Maine kids, a baby + a Dog, giving an old house some 💙 A House to Home ~1729 Cape Renovation
How awesome was the transformation of this house? Check it out here.
Want to hear eight great Beatles-esque songs in only ten minutes? We’ve got you covered. And what’s more relaxing than a new Werner Herzog documentary about volcano exploration to ease you into a lazy weekend? We’ve also got a great piece by Andrew Sullivan about information addiction (guilty), an easy fall recipe to knock out, and if you’re gonna drink a pumpkin beer to get in the Halloween spirit, you could do a lot worse than this one. You’ve gotta…
Hear this: Tony Molina – Confront the Truth
Watch this: Into the Inferno
Read this: I Used to Be a Human Being
via New York Magazine.
Eat this: Creamy Autumn Pumpkin Pasta
Drink this: Warlock (10% ABV)
It’s been 17 years since this band’s last album which means any of our millennial readers who dabbled in emo at it’s peak will want to take a trip down Nostalgia Lane today. There’s also great new music that you should check out from Leonard Cohen & Agnes Obel this week, too. Speaking of long-awaited, our favorite near-future sci fi series returns with six new episodes today. We’ve also got a longread you should dig into this weekend about one man’s plan to stop Silicon Valley from addicting us to our phones, a breakfast recipe from a world famous chef, and a good fall beer to check out (we’ve been digging a lot of saisons lately). You’ve gotta…
Hear this: American Football (LP2)
Watch this: Black Mirror Season 3
Read this: The Binge Breaker
via The Atlantic.
Eat this: Chef Eric Ripert’s Go-To Crepe Recipe
Drink this: Fall Saison (6.3% ABV)
by Blackberry Farm.